November 08, 2007

Kimi Kiss Pure Rouge - A Breath of Fresh Air

Oblivious male leads and hyper-shy female leads are a staple of anime. No genre is immune.

In a harem genre full of mediocre titles, the number of males capable of detecting and acting on the interests of a member of the opposite sex (rather than freaking out if/when they finally get the hint) is vanishingly small.

But never fear, Mao-neechan is here!

(It get's a little picture heavy below the fold)

You too can enter Mao's romance bootcamp!

You too can enter Mao's romance bootcamp!

The Challenge.

She's an equal opportunity matchmaker.

Feeling a little angsty over that crush?

Having trouble getting it out?

She'll help you man-up and get it done.

She'll help you man-up and get it done.

Practice your moves.

Practice your moves.

Under Mao-neesan's watchful eyes.

Under Mao-neesan's watchful eyes.

Smooth...

Smooth...

She's not judgemental... Much...

She's not judgemental... Much...

Learn to exude confidence.

Learn to exude confidence.

Here comes the windup.

Here comes the windup.

Careful. Your mark may be a little dense.

Careful. Your mark may be a little dense.

 Don't loose your cool.

Don't loose your cool.

Square up for your swing.

Square up for your swing.

You could cut the tension with a knife.

You could cut the tension in the air with a knife.

Any time now soldier...

Any time now soldier...

A little positive subliminal reinforcement.

A little positive subliminal reinforcement.

He swings. he misses. I could feel the breeze from here.

He swings. he misses. Big Wiffa! I could feel the breeze from here.

*thud*

*thud*

FAIL!

FAIL!

We got a sharp one here.

We've got a sharp one here.

Lame. (That typoes on the house, just so you know

Retreat!!! (That typo's on the house, just so you know)

Not so fast, bub.

Not so fast, bub.

Say my name.

Say my name.

Sound advice.

Sound advice.

Oh, you'd best not talk back son.

Aww, you'd best not talk back son.

Time to man up.

Time to man up.

Uh... WTF?

Uh... WTF?

Let me show you how it's done.

Let me show you how it's done.

Hi!

HI!

Time to take charge of this Mongolian Clusterf*ck.

Time to take charge of this Mongolian Clusterf*ck.

Preach it sister.

Preach it sister.

You don't say...

You don't say...

OH, BURN!

OH, BURN!

Time for the handoff.

Time for the handoff.

*slap*

*slap*

*thud* *again*

*thud* *again*

Oh, NOOOOW she gets it.

Oh, NOOOOW she gets it.

Finally!

Finally!

Success!

Success!

You can say that again.

You can say that again. Pimpin' ain't easy.

And with that, I'm done.

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